Prime Minister Stephen Harper begins a marathon campaign for re-election in running shoes made of lead, thanks to a contracting economy. This even after throwing bags of pork-barrel cash at us in a blatant attempt to buy our votes with our money.
Harper is bound to be asked about the recession. His answer might be, ‘Uh, which one?’ That’s right: On his nine-year watch, there have been two recessions. Not great for a guy who boasts he’s the best at managing the economy.